| × I have broken someone's bones. |
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Hell no! Life's too short.) |
× I hate the rain. (What's to hate? As it's not raining ON me at the time.) |
| ✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Oh, yes. I do try to watch that.) |
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Well, I've been thinking I might like more pronounced incisors. A thinner member might be a bonus too.) |
× I need/want money right now. |
| ✓ I love sushi. |
× I talk really, really fast. |
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (OMG no! Just watch out for that if you're ever sleeping with me.) |
| × I have long hair. |
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. |
× I have at least one sibling. |
| ✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Gosh. Imagine that? ;)) |
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. |
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. |
| ✓ I like the way that I look. (Sometimes. It varies.) |
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. |
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (I say I'm realistic, but Ristin insists I'm pessimistic.) |
| ✓ I have a lot of mood swings. |
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (In fact it is partially, in Queensland. Not that I've ever used their services, of course.) |
× I slept with a roommate. |
| ✓ I have a hidden talent. (It's just very well hidden, that's all...) |
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. |
× I have a lot of friends. |
| ✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (*gasp*) |
× I enjoy talking on the phone. |
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. |
| × I love to shop and/or window shop. |
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. |
✓ I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. |
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. |
× I've rejected someone before. |
| ✓ I currently like/love someone. (Ristin...) |
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. |
× I want to have children in the future. |
| × I have changed a diaper before. |
× I've called the cops on a friend before. |
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. |
× I am shy around the opposite sex. |
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. |
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved. |
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. |
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. |
| × I own the "South Park" movie. |
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. |
✓ I enjoy some country music. |
| × I would die for my best friends. |
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. |
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. |
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. |
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. |
× I am happy at this moment. |
| ✓ I'm obsessed with guys. |
× Democrat. |
× Republican. (A pox on both your houses! Though I admit I'd lean towards Democrat if I was forced to choose.) |
| ✓ I don't even know what I am. |
× I am punk rockish. |
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Quite the opposite, I'm sorry to say. Of course, the older I get, the easier this is to do.) |
| ✓ I study for tests most of the time. |
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. |
× I can work on a car. |
| × I love my job(s). |
× I am comfortable with who I am right now. |
× I have more than just my ears pierced. |
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can. |
× I have jumped off a bridge. |
× I love sea turtles. |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. |
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. |
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. |
| ✓ I hate office jobs. |
× I went to college out of state. |
× I am adopted. |
| × I am a pyro. |
× I have thrown up from crying too much. |
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. |
| × I fall for the worst people. |
× I adore bright colours. |
× I usually like covers better than originals. |
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. |
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. |
× I can't whistle. |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. |
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. |
× I talk in my sleep. |
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. |
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. |
× I wear a toe ring. |
| × I have a tattoo. |
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Just one? ;)) |
× I am a caffeine junkie. |
| ✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. |
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. |
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. |
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. |
× I'm an artist. |
× I am ambidextrous. |
| ✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Yes, I do get complaints about that from Ristin...) |
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I don't even need the proviso. I think I'd love it as a holiday! I'm an avid nudist at home and I wish there were more places I could express myself in this way.) |
× I have terrible teeth. |
| × I hate my toes. |
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (Well, Howlfox did say it was a great meme...) |
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. |
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries. |
✓ I am extremely flexible. |
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. |
| × I want to own my own business. |
× I smoke. |
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. |
| ✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. |
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. |
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. |
| ✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. |
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (But I'm especially displeased by poor grammar.) |
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. |
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before. (No, but I'd like to.) |
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. |
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. |
| × I can't stand being alone. |
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. |
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. |
× I'm a judgmental asshole. |
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. |
| × I have travelled on more than one continent. |
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. |
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. |
| × I am a Libertarian. |
✓ I can speak more than one language. |
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Quite the opposite! And it is a disability.) |
| ✓ I would rather read than watch TV. |
× I like reading fact more than fiction. |
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. |
| × I have no piercings. |
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. |
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. |
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. |
✓ I like most animals better than most people. |
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. |
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. |
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. |
| × I am compulsively honest. |
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. |
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. |
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (I'm certainly bi, but I wouldn't say I have different motivations.) |
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. |
× I dislike milk. |
× I obsessively wash my hands. |
| × I always carry something significant around with me. |
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. |
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. |
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. |
✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. |
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. |
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. |
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. |
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts. |
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. |
✓ I don't like to chew gum. |
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. |
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. |
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. |
| ✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. |
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. |
× I love to sing. |
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. |
× I have a custom-built computer. |
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. |
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. |
× I've performed in three plays. |
| × I enjoy burritos. |
× I'm Irish and loving it. |
× I have a thing for redheads. |
| × I am a twin! |
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. |
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. |
| ✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. |
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. |
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. |
| × I need more time to myself. |
× I wish I was more open-minded. |
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. |
| × I download songs from the internet. |
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. |
× I say random things to freak people out. |
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (What is Death Note?!) |
× I love playing Truth or Dare. |
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. |
| ✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. |
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. |
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Whatever I say here, I'll offend people! My LJ friends are my real-life ones!) |
× I can only hate someone that I love. |
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. |
caught doing a meme
howlfox, of all people!)