Squeak! I'm necessary because I'm a scavenger! Scavengers are important because they eat all the useless rubbish that departments generate, like annual reports and strategic plans.But I'm sure they vet all their submissions first and besides which I don't want to sabotage their site, as much as it's begging to be satirised.
And full disclosure: Yes, I'm a public servant. No, I don't feel I'm a leach on society. Even though I'm not on the front line I believe I'm doing valuable work and that my workplace would be the poorer for my absence. And I do work my furry tail off, thank you very much.