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Tue, Mar. 16th, 2010, 04:39 pm
[religion] An apology to Ray Comfort, the "banana man"

Many of you may remember Ray Comfort, the creationist who infamously made a fool of himself on YouTube by calling bananas the atheists' nightmare. All of the aspects he pointed to as proof that god created bananas especially for us was created by humanity's selective breeding of bananas; almost in fact a direct contradiction of the creationist creed that plants and animals stay fundamentally the same.

I know I'll get howled down for this, but it turns out Ray was right. It turns out bananas have a plant protein that could be a powerful weapon in the fight against HIV. I want to be the first to apologise to Mr Comfort. This plant protein, which we couldn't have had any hand in creating ourselves through selective breeding, is proof that God loves homosexuals and is looking out for us. Thanks, God!

Tue, Mar. 16th, 2010 02:55 pm (UTC)

HIV is a homosexual disease?!? 

Tue, Mar. 16th, 2010 03:04 pm (UTC)

It is according to the majority of those who also believe in creation. (I don't think science is their strong point.)

Wed, Mar. 17th, 2010 01:09 am (UTC)


Tue, Mar. 16th, 2010 03:07 pm (UTC)

Don't monkeys traditionally eat bananas?

Wouldn't that mean that God also created bananas for monkeys, which as all creationists know, we share nothing in common with.

Tue, Mar. 16th, 2010 05:47 pm (UTC)

God wants us to shove domesticated bananas into our sexual orifices.

To protect us against HIV disease.

The atheists' nightmare! Muahahaha!

Wed, Mar. 17th, 2010 08:18 pm (UTC)

That sounds more like the creationists' nightmare!