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Fri, Apr. 30th, 2010, 07:12 am
Rattus only a 7.5? Say it ain't so!

Perusing my friends list over a cup of tea, I was most surprised to see a shot of Rattus. No, nobody snuck him into the FFFF, Rattus was being subjected to a beauty analysis--AND HE ONLY SCORED 7.51 OUT OF 10! I'm trying to tell Rattus that the beauty analysis is only fur deep--he has a beauty that goes beyond fur and foam and stitching--but now he'll be worried that his ears are too big. Thanks, raxmei. ;)

Fri, Apr. 30th, 2010 02:11 am (UTC)
dark_raven_wolf

LOL.... awww.. I would of given him an 8 at the min

*skritchs rattus behind on huge ear*

Fri, Apr. 30th, 2010 03:37 am (UTC)
marko_the_rat

8?!

Fri, Apr. 30th, 2010 12:54 pm (UTC)
dark_raven_wolf

at the bare min..... he'd have to strut his stuff again for the other two

i'm a tough judge

Sat, May. 1st, 2010 01:36 am (UTC)
marko_the_rat

Tough but fair.

Fri, Apr. 30th, 2010 02:31 am (UTC)
maddogairpirate

Don't rats get an automatic 8 points? ;-)

Rattus is beautiful.

Fri, Apr. 30th, 2010 02:54 am (UTC)
tarah_rosemoon

lmao! That is so cute! Poor Rattus. Well he's always a 10+ in my book.

Fri, Apr. 30th, 2010 03:39 am (UTC)
harvardheinous

Obviously the darn tool was incorrectly calibrated.

Fri, Apr. 30th, 2010 04:55 am (UTC)
marko_the_rat

That's right! Not calibrated for rats!

Fri, Apr. 30th, 2010 07:43 am (UTC)
raxmei

Right, I tested this on a few other things. Nonhuman animals tend to have large ears, wide faces, and a large distance between their eyes. That's a reasonably useful observation for head design.

Fri, Apr. 30th, 2010 10:55 am (UTC)
schnee

Well, 7.51 isn't so bad!

Sat, May. 1st, 2010 09:54 pm (UTC)
ponypig

I scored 6.38 out of 10

Sun, May. 2nd, 2010 07:40 am (UTC)
marko_the_rat

You're at least an 8 to me!

Sun, May. 2nd, 2010 02:19 pm (UTC)
ponypig

aww thank you, that is sweet of you, i think you are a 9 and Ristin too.