Marko: (Nervously walks up to the front of the group) Uh, my name is marko_the_rat.
Attendees: (chorus) Hi, Marko the, er, rat?
Marko: And I... have a problem.
Attendees: (Supportive applause)
Convener: Go on...
Marko: Yes, I'm addicted! The first thing I do when I wake up is get a fix. When I get home from work, the first I do is get another fix.
Attendees: (Nod knowingly)
Marko: Even if I wake up in the middle of the night, I have to go on to see if there have been any updates.
Attendees: (Murmur of confusion)
Marko: I just can't keep myself away from LiveJournal!
Convener: This Alcoholics Anonymous. I think you want the LiveJournal support group. They're down the hallway.
Marko: Oh. Sorry. (Scurries out the door)
Yep, it's official. I'm hooked, and I'm going to have to ween myself off a little just so I can get to work in a more timely manner. This will mean fewer comments from me, but I think you'll all get along without me. :P