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Fri, Nov. 26th, 2004, 09:10 am
The miracle of birth

We were just talking at work about the miracle of child birth and how fathers are now allowed to cut the umbilical cord and what happens to the baby's physiology after that. Now, don't get me wrong, I love all my female friends and have great respect for the female body and all that, but giving birth is icky. :P I much prefer a nice clean marsupial birth.

Thu, Nov. 25th, 2004 11:22 pm (UTC)

*grins* Believe me, I think I'd much prefer a marsupial birth too! I'm planning to have children, but the actualy giving birth part... oh dear.

Fri, Nov. 26th, 2004 02:55 am (UTC)

So your saying that you would rather have your jelly bean style child crawl through the pubic hairs of the woman to crawl into into a bit of skin containing boobs,

i'm sorry but gay or not if humans did that i wouldn't want my child muff diving at such an early age! ;)

Mon, Nov. 29th, 2004 10:16 am (UTC)

"...have great respect for the female body and all that, but giving birth is icky."

Heh. Why do you think Squirrel and I are without our own progeny?

Mon, Nov. 29th, 2004 08:51 pm (UTC)

Pop out a nice smooth (lubed) egg, let it sit around for awhile and then *pop!* it hatches and out comes a baby.
No mess, no fuss...just sweep up the eggshells and off you go.

Sorry dude, but have you told the kiwi how easy it is to lay her eggs?? If she could she would hack you to pieces!!! ^_^
She can kill herself with the egglaying. THe egg is the same size as her, dear..O_o

And a childbirth is lubed. Amniotic fluids, dear..^_^
And pain killers can be administrated.

Women survive childbirths and allways will.

But as an experiment:
Try having someone kick you in the privates and then when the pain is almost away, have them kick you again. Let this go on for 12 hrs or more...^_^

Pain is inconsequential and all in your mind.^_^