Pop out a nice smooth (lubed) egg, let it sit around for awhile and then *pop!* it hatches and out comes a baby.
No mess, no fuss...just sweep up the eggshells and off you go.
Sorry dude, but have you told the kiwi how easy it is to lay her eggs?? If she could she would hack you to pieces!!! ^_^
She can kill herself with the egglaying. THe egg is the same size as her, dear..O_o
And a childbirth is lubed. Amniotic fluids, dear..^_^
And pain killers can be administrated.
Women survive childbirths and allways will.
But as an experiment:
Try having someone kick you in the privates and then when the pain is almost away, have them kick you again. Let this go on for 12 hrs or more...^_^
Pain is inconsequential and all in your mind.^_^